Theme Camps 2011
Barbie Day Spa
Camp Nomadic
Camp SUCKAH!
Camp Void
C.O.L.D. WEST
Day Trippin'
Doodletopia
French Camp
Fresh Meat
Ghost of Vahalla
Glue Shit Together
The Guild
Gypsy Corporate faggots
Gypsy Steam Circus
High Noon Saloon
Imaginary Camp
King of the Hill Camp
Late Night Snack Attack
Legion off the Black Sheep
Lick N Suck "Party Naked Bar"
Mug O' Tequila
No Promises
Nuts on yo Face
Orphan Camp
Pangea
Ping Pong Camp
R4inbow Ninj4
Skin City
SparklePony Pirates!
Temple of the Steaming Pot
Temple de Sade
Water Shed
Wonderland
Worlds Smallest Dance Camp
What the fuck's a slogan?
A-Hole is back again for stuff and dome. Music and things. Lotsa food but probably not for you. We'll surprise you with feelings of food and positive emotions and sunshine. The fucking turkeys last year are like twenty dollars. There was crazy girl dancing once. Then another time some girls hung out and were like totally checking us out. We keep the party going until it's time to get some rest. Then we get grumpy and pass out. Please do not awaken me.
Ladies, leave your men at home. Wear loose fitting clothing. Bathe and gently scour the genital area with steel wool, and preferably remove offensive hair with milk and honey. Prepare for extreme discomfort.
Contact: Twitch
Barbies... come and be pampered...
Just back from my second year in the desert and still cleaning the playa dust off my gear, but Barbie Day Spa will be back at Myschievia this year. Offering hot water body washes and full body massage daily from 10am - 5pm.
Serving Barbies and the occasional Ken.
Contact: Joe Peterson (TJ)
if you find yourself wandering, wander here!
are you....nomadic!?> camp nomadic is the perfect place to unwind if you find yourself wandering aimlessly at myschievia. are you looking for something? are you not sure where to plop down for a certain hour or ten? come on down to camp nomadic!, we got booze that flows like water and extra tents and chairs for anyone who needs to crash. so all you smiling faces from crazy places join us anytime for some ice cold beers, good tunes and good company. we are planning a ton of activities such as, art sessions, drum jams, star gazing, and some good old fashioned fun! party on, and keep it nomadic, where the grungy thrive.
Contact: Froves
I'm gonna git you suckah!
Imagine a forest full of friends, and suddenly you see pretty girls with suckers for you!
Contact: Amy Boyd
We bring NOTHING to the table..
Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away... uhh, we got nuthin.. no really.. Just a space to chill with friends.
Contact: Handy Dan
We're stakin' our claims
In the C.O.L.D. West, men are men, and women are there for their pleasure. We all come out West for the same thing, prospecting. The modern C.O.L.D. rush means that claims have to be staked and prospected quickly. The gritty frontier spirit will run wild at the (soon to be) famous C.O.L.D. West Saloon. Varmints and scoundrels alike will face their day of judgement before the crowd gathered 'round the C.O.L.D. gallows. The whiskey will be a flowing after a hard day on the frontier with the natives and other prospectors around Myschievia gulch. Our camp hopes to contain the wild and lawless behavior of our fellow Myschievians and to bring them under the proper rule of law, by peace or the force of our six shooters. Lots to drink, eat and wondrous performative folly await all who enter our peaceful camp, but keep your guns holstered. Outside of our camp, the locals will be "prospecting" for the C.O.L.D. riches that led us on this treacherous journey to the wild. Occasionally, no doubt, claims will be disputed and new flags will fly in place of their predecessors. In a lawless land, outside the camp, everyone must look out for themselves.
Contact: Chad Bush
Relax, it's not YOUR theme camp.
Chillaxin' the mood, setting the scene for great daytime adventures. Bocce Ball tournaments will be happening constantly, and our swing chairs will be available for taking a personal moment and enjoying the day with maximum efficiency.
Story swaps, ribald ribs and riffs, jocular jams, and generally silliness. Enjoy the day, live in this moment.
Contact: Caleb Brodie
Doodle till your heart is content
Come doodle. We will have lots of crayons and a long roll of paper. It is like pre-school all over again.
Contact: Caroline Mitchell
FUCK YOU, FRENCH CAMP!
We are French, we are lazy, and we are decadent. You will conquer us, and YOU WILL LIKE IT.
Come climb on our Arc de Triomphe and join us as we taunt filthy hippies. Relax at our sidewalk bistro and help yourself to our wine and bread -- feel free to order from our menu if you can find a waiter. If you want the hard booze, compliment the bartender. If you'd rather be complimented, step behind the bar and start serving others. If you are feeling violent towards others, vent your frustrations at our whack-a-mole booth. If you are feeling violent towards yourself, jump into our rebar garden and roll around. Or duck into our shade structure to apply for a passport and join us in our lazy decadence. Each night, we will be invaded by aggressive Germans who will bring the oontz-oontz and demand that you flail about on our dance floor. It would be wise not to disappoint them.
Contact: Johnny Mayall (PegLeg)
We've no idea what to expect, but by God we'll get you wrecked.
A camp full of people who have never been to Myschevia before, and most of us have never been to a burn. We plan on providing some smoked meat for the masses on either Saturday or Sunday night, but this is our first time and we're fairly unorganized. Perhaps some Hand Grenades will also be served; we're still working out the details. Also, if you're new and don't have a camp, feel free to e-mail me and join ours... we're not that organized, but we're fun.
Contact: Jerome
This one is fire-proof... yea, that.
A group of pseudo-Norsemen and women honoring the Elder Gods of the North, but sans any actual naturally occurring materials as to keep it from being heaped up and burned. Mead may or may not be passed around. Group meals may or may not be served in the Great Hall. A temple may or may not be erected. Crash space may or may not be provided.
Contact: Ghost Norse
If it is stuff and not together then one must glue it.
We have brought stuff, and you should as well. There will be mountains of adhesive available. Come get get your glue on!
Contact: Nicholas "Overlord" Cassiani
Organized Villainy Lite -- Hate You Can Trust
Come hang out with the hate you can trust...
Also!, the return of Porno Theater, this time with MORE MICROPHONES FOR YOU TO CAPTION WITH. We are leaving the paperwork at home as we were way tooo awesome at FS2011 and most of us are taking A FUCKING BREAK FROM BEING THE COOL KIDS. Don't believe us? File complaint forms 95 B & C, notarized please. In the mean time enjoy or Cuddle Henge (Formerly known as the Rave Henge) and some filthy pornography.
Contact: Sheyanne Sparks
If you find a hand in your pocket it's not mine
Are you stumbling? Are you slurring your words? Do ugly people look good to you? Then come by and play some sobriety games or strip poker(I hardly know her) with your peers.
We are so CLASSY Donald trump clips his hair from our pubes!
Come by our Naked Sushi luncheon (this is when we want, because we are so busy doin what you would like to do)
If you are missing something we probably don't have it but feel free check the Stolen and found box at our office's
Do you have a point come present it at the Megaphone Board meeting, or just get told what you are doing wrong...............(everything)
Contact: Jason Talkington - Charlie Gaither
Headquarters of the Steampunk Steamdrunks totin' their battered up Steamjunk
Come one come all to the Gypsy Steam Circus! Music & Frivolity abound. Drink at the bar, relax with hookah, get twisted in a game of twisted twister or pick up a new skill with skill toys!
Contact: Positron
High Noon Saloon by C.O.L.D. Industries
Throw down your quarter and get a shot of Whiskey
Are you an ol' Cowpoke or are you pokin ol' cows? Either way, you look like you could use a drink. Sit on down, put your cup under the Barrel, and get a shot of Whiskey. This is the COLD Wests newest waterin hole, where you'll never meet a Stranger (person). Everyone's packin and the tunes are crackin, we're runnin a real classy joint here.
Contact: Whiskey Bill
get unreal
Existing only in the imagination, but with tents.
Contact: Mystical Agnostic
Cooking with Propane and Propane Accessories!
If you can make it up The Hill, you can hang out with us. If you hear any scary noises, most likely it's just us playing with Geo's sousaphone.
Contact: Geo
When munchies attack, come get a snack!
We will be providing late night snacks for all. Planning some easy and fun foods, so come by and refuel with us. If you would like to camp with us, contact Sapphire Ann via e-mail, or via facebook. Can't wait to see y'all there!
Contact: Sapphire Ann
*The legion of the Black Sheep is a group dedicated to providing only the highest quality of service in the fields of crowd control and human quality assessment
*While recent allegation may suggest otherwise; the Legions patented formula of Raver Repellent contains no known poisons and is a family recipe that has been passed down from generation to generation. The key ingredient is love.
Contact: Bad April
Party naked and get laid!
Lick n Suck present the Party Naked Bar! come in and get naked and get a lei! Drinks and fun during the day!
Contact: Mike "SA" Dunn
"Bitch, you fed me a mug of tequila!"
Step one: Fall in love with a unique mug. Potentially entertain us with a story about why you are choosing that particular mug. Step two: Drink tequila with us from your new mug.* Step three: Take permanent possession of your new mug.
*Repeat step two as often as needed. If you're not drunk enough to yell our slogan, you may be DOIN IT RONG.
Contact: deedee
We're on a boat! Bring your Laser Pussies and Butterfly Kisses!
Come sail the vibrant Ocean of No Promise filled with glowing mutants of the grassy plains! We'll be catching the creatures of the night in all their sparkly glory, we just want to fish like no one is watchin', and we want you to join us! Bring your flip-flops, tiger bacon and champagne baby, because we're on a muthafu**n' boat! Come to the land of the crowded dance parties at your own risk ...but don't forget to bring your empty cup or else we'll make you walk the plank.
Contact: Rev.Rissa & Alabama Slamma
You know where they belong
Nut's might seem like the dont do much but you are so wrong about that. Find your local nuts on your face adviser for all sorts of info and advise for great nut activity's. And please keep it clean!
Contact: Jason Talkington
Please Sir, may I have some more?
Drama Free, Quiet Camp for Orphans/Themeless minions. The Orphanage is fairly empty this year - YAY for adoptions!
Contact: Cinnamon
For the love of equality.
Come by Pangea and lounge. Taste of Mychevia results posted on Sunday morning, we have downtempo, lounge atmosphere during the event. Other happenings posted at camp.
Contact: Rob and Leah Molidor
Come play!
A place to play ping pong and other games, to learn or practice hooping, to sit and visit and make new friends.
Contact: Hooch
In and out without a pout!
Color! Glamor! Fashion!
...but you'll never see us.
At all.
We're beautiful, fabulous, intense and amazing... but we're also ninjas. The only way you will ever know we were even here is from a vague hint of awesomeness that lingers at the edge of your experience. Rainbows and unicorns, blah blah blah.
Only bad ninjas wear black.
Racist.
Contact: Helper Lauren
For people who have skin, and can prove it.
Skin:
Decorate it. Pamper it. Take it for an outing. You know you want to.
Skin City is for anyone who has skin and is not afraid to prove it. It's a place to live where you won't be the only naked one. It's a place to visit to get your skin decorated, massaged, protected, or even get a full body contact hug.
What? You already have your own naturist themed camp? Then why not locate it within Skin City? The more the merrier!
Skin City is a do-it-yourself camp. DIY means that you campers bring your own skin-teractive activities. What might those be? Well, that's up to you, but here are some suggestions:
* Body Painting
* Henna Tattoos
* Massage
* Sun-Block massage or application
* Car-cass wash
* Body hair styling
* Baby oil wrestling
* Body batik
* Nude yoga or Tai Chi
* or anything for which nudity is required
At this point, I would prefer not to have to deal with minors living in the camp, because they would put a damper on any adult activities that other campers might be planning. (If a large group of wholesome family naturists object, then we can discuss it, but it just seems safer to have the kids elsewhere.)
Other than that, the only rule is "No Spectators!" (That means "be a participant, not just a passive observer.")
If you would like to be part of Skin City, please fill out the camp roster at this address.
Contact: Nekkid Jim
Dance all Night, Cuddle all Day, Leave No Tracers!
SparklePony Pirates is a tiny little camp of slacker unicorns who came to chew bubblegum, prance and dance, and we're all out of bubblegum! Come by for a hug, to adore us, or to join us for leisure activities!
Contact: Major Tom
Be kinky (or else...)
Just your garden-variety kinky camp. First time at Myschevia, but no stranger to Burns...
Contact: Paolo
Bring a cup and we will fill it up
Fresh hot coffee just for you! Bring in your cup and pour yourself a cup of morning elixir no matter what time of day it is. Make it Your way and than stay for a while and enjoy.
Contact: Linda Loden aka Shadow
Drink water, pee often.
Bottled water and a place to rest/pass out/whatever. The Water Shed has bottled water available for dehydrated intoxicants or the just plain thirsty. Come by and quaff bottles as needed. Empty bottles will be used to create a bead (bottle) curtain for The Shed.
Contact: Tracy Dobbs
Wonder what's down that Rabbit Hole...
Chill Yert and Hookah Lounge.
Contact: Anita Wilhelm
Bust a move or bust a movement, your choice.
That's right party animals. Worlds Smallest Dance Camp is back, and this time... with lasers!
Contact: Jethro Q. Walrustitty