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Theme Camps 2009
A-Hole (Formerly known as K-Hole)
Action Figure Fight Camp
Audiophilia
Camp Antagonist
CAMP CLASSIFIED
Camp of Doom
Camp Floyd
Catheter Camp
Depilatory Station
Flying Monkey Business Presents “Namaste Motherf***er”
French Camp
Gardeners on the Hill
The Glass Bead Game - Tarot
Hogfarbs Resplendent Immolation
Kitty Camp
Lava Lounge Lite
Lic-itty-Split
No Country For Cold Men
Orphan Camp
Peripatetic Body Paints
Ranger Camp
Resurrection
Swinger's Camp
Temple Of Dionysos
temple of eros
Temple of the Steaming Pot
A-Hole (Formerly known as K-Hole)
There's not k_______ here for you, ray gaver.
Hey the dome is in Reno staying with Voted Best, so you guys might get the bar. Woo. We have booze. We have...uh, we got booze and water maybe. Some suitcases full of crap. Doo doo. Talking. Etc. Really, who reads this shit anyways.
Address: Zone 3
Contact: Twitch
Battle when ready!
This camp is for those who might have a conflict with someone else or can’t decide on an answer. There is now hope to these troubling moments, come battle it out in The Action Figure Fight Ring. You will have many choices on what action figure fighter you want to use to take out that aggression and decide on the answer to your question.
Address: Zone 6
Contact: Jason Talkington
A place to fuse music, mind, and soul.
You approach the scene, attracted to the harmonies and melodies drawing you inside. The sound elevates you beyond your current state of consciousness. Here, you can be alone or to be alone in your own space with others. To share in the relaxation, you find a small paradise in which to chill, hang, meditate, drift, space. Audiophilia is created and offered for those who want the seclusion to fuse with the music, fill the soul, and energize the spirit.
Hours of Operation: 10 pm to 4 am
A schedule of our hypnotic sounds will be posted daily.
Address: TBD
Contact: Rob Stokes
Taking Terrorism to a whole New Level~
Camp Antagonist a cozy hideaway from all the judging eyes of those pesky protagonists
Address: Zone 2
Contact: Jonathan Bland
ACCESS DENIED
CLASSIFIED
Address: Zone 3
Contact: CLASSIFIED
I really don't care to fill all this out, but we're bringing some sound and some scaffold.
Address: Zone 2
Contact: Princess
Geo and RoadRash's camper
We won't be "placed" anywhere, but if you happen to be in the woods and spot a 1975 white VW camper, come say Guten Morgen and celebrate our second wedding anniversary! We're the ones who got married at UnrulyMan in 2007.
Address: a nice little spot out of the way in the woods; Behind ranger tent..its not zoned.
Contact: Geo
When it's just too much trouble to "go".
NOTHING is worse than getting all zipped up in your tent and cozy down beside whatever you have chosen to take to bed that night, when your entire existence becomes focused on your overwhelming need to pee. Your shoes are already off, the grass outside is wet and it's starting to get cold. Plus, you know in your heart that it's only the start. Sure you can take care of it now, but it will be back in 30 minutes, again in an hour and then at least once more before it's all done. Well, to the rescue comes the newest in Burner Theme Camps.... CATHETER CAMP!
That's right. Now, on your way back to your tent for the night (or morning, or afternoon, whenever it is you decide to fall down and sleep), stop by Catheter Camp. Our friendly staff will be on hand to help fit you with your very own Urinary Foley Catheter. Then, when you settle down, just drop the line out your tent flap.... PROBLEM SOLVED! IF you need to go, then just go, secure in the knowledge that all that extra fluid is being deposited safely behind your tent rather than in your sleeping bag. In the morning, just stop back by and we'll help remove the equipment. Everything will be washed and sterilized and ready for the next sleepy burner.
You can count on your new Friend on the Grassy Playa...
CATHETER CAMP!
Address: TBD
Contact: Professor Sodomy J. Balltickle
What about the "hair down there"?
Nobody wants that patchy look. A little hair here, a little singe there, stubble from a poi burn last week. Tacky. Slip into our vat of depilatory cream and come out as soft as a babies butt, AND JUST AS HAIRLESS. Gives you the nice "clean all over" look so many burners go for today. Don't waste your time and money on a painful Brazilian Wax, think Depilatory Station. Now offering free eyebrow masking.
Address: TBD
Contact: Jethrow Q. Walrustitty
Flying Monkey Business Presents "Namaste Motherf***er"
If you're my buddy you're my minion, if I am paying you, you're my sherpa.
Music events. Pretty lights.
Address: Cabbage
Contact: WayWard
F*** YOU, FRENCH CAMP!
A little of 'Le hoh hoh hoh!', a little of 'Pourquoi yat-il un morceau de fromage dans mon anus?', and a lot of moisture for you all. This year French Camp celebrates the French tradition of mostly living off government handouts and lazing about in various states of undress while swilling booze and eating cheese. Riviera style, yo.
Address: Zone 4
Contact: Johnny / PegLegPete
Pyrosynthetic Destruction
Two horticulturalists, sitting on a hill top, lovingly tending to the flower pot.
"Why would you build something so beautiful, only to burn it to ashes?"
"Er, when was the last time you set anything on fire? Wasn't it more awesome once it started burning?"
Address: TBD
Contact: Marshall Yount
Focus on the Light
Tarot can show you all the positive things in your life and allow you to understand you are on the path to eciding your future the way you want it to be!
Address: TBD
Contact: Ashley Bellamy
Hogfarbs Resplendent Immolation
Ooooo, Pretty!
If you're spinning poi, it's inevitable, you're going to end up burning yourself at least a little. It's a rite of passage, a badge of honor if you would. But at long as you know it's going to happen, make it happen with STYLE! Before you hit the field, stop by Hogfarbs Resplendent Immolation. Our specially trained technicians will treat you with color chemical of your choice.
Dark Red - Lithium chloride
Red - Strontium chloride
Orange - Calcium chloride
Yellow - Sodium chloride
Yellowish Green - Sodium Borate
Green - Copper sulfate
Blue - Copper chloride
Violet - 3 parts Potassium sulfate, 1 part Potassium nitrate
Purple - Potassium chloride
White - Magnesium sulfate
Why just burn yourself when you could burn yourself in a beautiful green or a festive violet.
Come see us at Hogfarbs Resplendent Immolation.
Ask about our "Rainbow Burner" special.
Address: TBD
Contact: Faustus Z. Hogfarb
Herding Cats has never been so much fun! Pet me RIGHT MEOW!!
Kitty Camp is the friendliest little cat house on the fuzzy Playa! Come by for Kitty Kool Aid and Tom-cat-foolery, but remember that the only Puddles allowed are of the Cuddle variety! Kitty Camp is a DFZ (Drama-Free Zone) dedicated to the Feline Fe-losophies of fun, cuddle-ology and cuteness, where chillaxation is paramount, cat herding is at-your-own-risk, and spontaneous chasing of mousies and tail is a way of life! Come get your shots, and adopt a fuzzy friend today! Meee-Yowzah!!
Address: Zone 2
Contact: Major Tom
A more intimate version of the lava lounge with tasty fruity beverages.
Address: Zone 6
Contact: Tom
Come by and get a Lic-itty Split delivery of a hug!
Lick N suck evolves! Come on by and use the kitchen to cook up on the grills your food!
The Big Ass Smoker will be out in the circle for anyone to use! We supply the wood you supply the cooking and the food!
Address: Zone 2
Contact: SA
Keep F***ing That Chicken
Beep Bop Boop Bleep Boop Sheep Neep Deep Peep Creep..
A bunch of crap.
Address: Zone 3
Contact: cold.agent.mychievia
For the Themeless
Orphan Camp is made up of people who, for whatever reason, don't currently have a Theme Camp and want to be able to camp with a group of people. Orphans take care of themselves and help each other when they can. So if you were found abandoned on the church steps, brought forth from another dimension to do evil but adopted by a kindly group of army guys, left on the side of the road, or will work for food.. The Orphanage is open.
Address: Zone 2
Contact: Gemma
Clothes.... really?
Pretty much mobile Face Paint Night or Flash Body Painting
.... makes for a great costume . Which always allows for great conversation to get to know people. You never know if you might be hosting FPN
Address: Roving
Contact: Gregory Haley
Because we just can't get enough of each other
A cozy camp in the piney woods for Rangers, MEATs, Fire Teams, and their families and friends. It will be close to HQ-- great for stumbling out of bed for that 6am shift. Groupies welcome-- just don't wake up Nurse Du Jour after she's worked a double.
Address: TBD
Contact: Geo
It's all about getting back up
Dance beats for your flowered feets :)
Address: Zone 5
Contact: Sean Sparks
Come push your limits as you swing out in ecstasy with others!
Back due to popular controversy! Swinger's Camp will bring back the double-person swing as well as the double-person hammock! Beware: Nine months of soil samples have proven that the ground the hammock hangs over has fertile properties. Come prepared to swing safe!
Address: Zone 1 (swingers bend)
Contact: Rob Stokes
In Vino Veritas
The temple of Dionysos is a small camp offering tools to enhance altered experiences, we would like to foster unamplified music sessions, and a temple environment for contemplations, as well as roving hookah attacks.
Address: Zone 2
Contact: Maenad (Diane Schluter)
f*** shit up
come play under our giant erect Dome
Address: Zone 3
Contact: zane f hooper
Bring a cup and we will fill it up
Serving Coffee to thirsty burners for way too many years to count.
Stop by, bring a cup and get your hot coffee to go or stick around and relax.
Address: Zone 4
Contact: Linda Loden